I got this tagging game from my friend, Gina.
So here it goes …
Dear (the last person who text messaged you),
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
1.What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchiladas
Chicken – In your closet
Kabob – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Sit on
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Pull the clothes off
Other – Drive out
5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
Pink – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
White – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy statue
Other – The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scarred
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic
Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – Your mom
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – The results of your blood sample
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Best regards
Egypt – Fk off now
France – In pain
Here’s what I’ve got
*drum roll effect*
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my avocado plant. I’m sure you’re scarred enough to understand how awful I’ve felt. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the apartment building.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Well, today after I went home from school, I went straight to my bedroom and then turned on my PC. After that, I surfed some sites, including Facebook. Just after I signed in, I took a look at my news feed and I was so dumbfounded by this one:
Jennifer took the Ayumi–Hamasaki-related-quiz-on-Facebook
(click on the pic to enlarge)
I couldn’t help myself but laugh when I saw Ayumi Hamasaki’s pic on that image. Oh yeah, Jennifer is only pseudonym, just so you know. Sorry, for people named Jennifer, I don’t mean to make fun of y’all, but I just couldn’t come up with better names to cover it up lol.
p.s. OMG! Tomorrow I’ve got Mathematics exam about trigonometric limit & differential. Need to study so badly.
Here’s the result of the personality survey that I did in the same site as the music survey:
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you’re proud of it.
You don’t think it’s pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You’re not one of those who believe it doesn’t matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.
Those with a high score on the “aesthetic” trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.
You like to know that everything is in its place; it’s somehow empowering to know that the world around you is neat and organized. For you, schedules and timelines are great ways to stay on track, and mowing down the items on your “to do” list is a source of happiness.
You do not believe that a clean, orderly desk is the sign of a person who doesn’t have enough to do; you don’t thrive on a sense of personal anarchy.
You like to think a task through before you embark on it. If it’s the slightest bit complicated, you make a list (even if it’s only in your mind) and methodically work your way through it. When you have a goal in mind, you’re not satisfied until you reach it.
You are not one of those people who ignore the details, and you don’t understand how anyone can get anything accomplished without thoughtful planning ahead of time.
You behave in a confident and forceful manner, take charge of the situation, raise your hand in class, stand up for what you think is right, and lead others.
You are not interested in fading into the woodwork, leaving everything to fate, taking more time than necessary to accomplish a task, or avoiding confrontation.
Among those who have a high score on the “assertive” trait, many have jobs in which they are valued for their organizational skills as well as their talent for supervising others.
You’re comfortable expressing yourself in words and actions, with no self-censorship. You believe that if someone doesn’t like what they see it’s not your problem, but theirs.
You don’t see the need to keep your thoughts to yourself, or to have a zone of privacy that encompasses only yourself and a small circle of friends and relatives.
A high score on the “accessible” trait suggests that you have a lot of friends, socialize often, and enjoy rap/hip-hop music.
You are willing to take the time to find out what’s going on with other people, especially if they’re in distress. You’re a good listener, you don’t criticize, and you offer unbiased, respectful, honest advice when it’s requested.
You don’t feel the need to impose your standards on others or say things that, even though true, cause pain.
With a high score on the “understanding” trait, it is likely that you are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You let it all hang out, and those around you always know what you’re going through.
You are not isolated from your emotions; no one would call you “cold-blooded,” or even “cool as a cucumber.”
You like your own company; you’re a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you’re thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what’s going on in your mind is more compelling than what’s going on outside.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
For the most part, those with a high score on the “introspective” trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly and do not shy away from challenges.
You are not a “que sera sera” type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You’re the living embodiment of the saying “You learn something new every day.”
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
In general, those with a high score on the “intellectual” trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
I got the link of this survey from Fahdiana’s blog. There are two types of survey: Personality Patterns and Music Patterns. Hmm, I chose to try the music survey first hehe.
Here’s the result:
And here are the details about those genres in the above picture:
FORCEFUL music is loud and energetic: heavy metal, rock, alternative and punk.
URBAN music is rhythmic, percussive, and funky: rap, dance, techno and electronica.
SOPHISTICATED music is intelligent and inventive: classical, jazz, Celtic and world.
EARTHY music is melancholy and real: country, folk and bluegrass.
SMOOTH music is relaxing and gentle: R&B and soul.
more details about the bars:
INSTRUMENTAL: you’re indifferent to music without vocals and lyrics
TEMPO: you can’t stand music that has fast paced rhythm and speed
LOUD: you can’t stand music that’s best when played at an ear-shattering volume
ELECTRICAL: you don’t like music with amplified instruments
PERCUSSIVE: you don’t like music with a prominent drumbeat and strong vibrations
DENSE: you don’t like music that’s heavy, not light and airy
DISTORTED: you don’t like music with over-amped guitars, feedback and other grimy sounds
INSPIRING: you’re indifferent to music that’s uplifting, stimulating and makes you feel good to be alive
AGGRESSIVE: you can’t stand music that’s hostile, belligerent and borderline violent
ROMANTIC: you like music that’s brimming with passion and sensuality
SAD: you’re indifferent to music that makes you feel wistful, sorrowful or melancholy
COMPLEX: you don’t like music that’s intricate and must be heard more than once to take it all in
RELAXING: you like music that calms you down and puts you at ease
INTELLIGENT: you’re indifferent to music that’s articulate, literate, worldly and wise