Renungan

Siang ini salah seorang teman saya mengirimkan saya message melalui BlackBerry Messenger. Isinya cukup panjang, namun it’s absolutely worth your time to read it. Tanpa panjang lebar lagi, saya ingin membaginya dengan Anda semua di sini.

Di saat kamu ingin melepaskan seseorang, ingatlah pada saat kamu ingin mendapatkannya.

Di saat kamu mulai tidak mencintainya, ingatlah saat pertama kamu jatuh cinta padanya.

Di saat kamu mulai bosan dengannya, ingatlah selalu saat terindah bersamanya.

Di saat kamu ingin menduakannya, bayangkan jika dia selalu setia.

Saat kamu ingin membohonginya, ingatlah di saat dia jujur padamu.

Maka kamu akan merasakan arti dia untukmu.

Jangan sampai di saat dia sudah tidak di sisimu,

kamu baru menyadari semua arti dirinya untukmu.

Yang indah hanya sementara.

Yang abadi adalah kenangan.

Yang ikhlas hanya dari hati.

Yang tulus hanya dari sanubari.

Tidak mudah mencari yang hilang.

Tidak mudah mengejar impian.

Namun yang lebih susah adalah mempertahankan yang ada.

Sebab, walaupun tergenggam bisa terlepas juga akhirnya.

Ingatlah pada pepatah,

‘Jika kamu tidak memiliki apa yang kamu sukai,

maka sukailah apa yang kamu miliki saat ini.’

Belajar menerima apa adanya dan berpikir positif.

Hidup bagaikan mimpi,

seindah apapun, ketika tersadar semuanya sirna tak berbekas;

Rumah mewah bagai istana,

harta benda yang tak terhitung,

kedudukan, dan jabatan yg luar biasa,

tetapi ketika nafas terakhir tiba,

sebatang jarum pun tak bisa dibawa pergi.

Sehelai benang pun tak bisa dimiliki.

Apalagi yang mau diperebutkan.

Apalagi yang mau disombongkan.

Maka jalanilah hidup ini dengan keinsafan nurani.

Jangan terlalu perhitungan.

Jangan hanya mau menang sendiri.

Jangan suka sakiti sesama,

apalagi terhadap mereka yang berjasa bagi kita.

Belajarlah tiada hari tanpa kasih.

Selalu berlapang dada dan mengalah.

Hidup ceria, bebas leluasa.

Tak ada yang tak bisa diikhlaskan.

Tak ada sakit hati yang tak bisa dimaafkan.”


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Fortune Cookies

Taken from Forbes’s The World’s Billionaires, as of March 2010

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#258 Michael Hartono & R. Budi Hartono $3.5 bil (each)

#316 Martua Sitorus $3.0 bil

#437 Peter Sondakh $2.2 bil

#536 Sukanto Tanoto $1.9 bil

#828 Low Tuck Kwong $1.2 bil

#937 Chairil Tanjung $1.0 bil

all of the above are Indonesian

Wait, someone’s missing, seriously; he should’ve made it to the list. A well-known conglomerate in Indonesia. He has a family business run by him and his brothers. He’s also a politician. His children are considered as Indonesian socialites, notoriously talked about necessarily speaking. He was ranked 6th, 1st, 9th, and 4th on Forbes’s Indonesian 40 Richest from 2006 to 2009 with net-worth (in billion) $1.2; $5.4; $0.85; $2.5 respectively. He’s also responsible for the ‘Lapindo’ incident. Does that ring you a bell? Come on, he’s Aburizal Bakrie.

Well, I wonder how the upcoming wedding of his son, Anindra Ardiansyah Bakrie, with Nia Ramadhani affects his family fortune since rumour has it that it will be one of the biggest wedding ever held in Indonesia. Putting those things aside, I’m pretty sure he can resurge from the loss no matter how hard it is.


Literally a Radical Change

I like Lady GaGa a lot, therefore I’ve got nothing against her. However, I feel like I have to post this thing because it’s simply too good to be missed lol 😛

Her typical highly sophisticated attire

This is what I call as ‘gutsy’:

WHAAATTT?!?!?

for more details, click here.


X


kiss my ass

me : Mum, I think my ass hurts.

my mum : How?

me : I don’t know, maybe it’s just worn out from sitting hahaha

my mum : Your asshole or the ass itself?

me : (in my head -> was I fucked or something, mum?!?!)

OF COURSE THE ASS ITSELF!!!

my mum : *laughed out loud* Just a thought, dear! *continued laughing*


Hey The Dearest

I got this tagging game from my friend, Gina.

So here it goes …

Template:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12),

(your name)

1.What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchiladas
Chicken – In your closet
Kabob – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Sit on
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Pull the clothes off
Other – Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
Pink – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflĂ©
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
White – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scarred
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic
Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – Your mom
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – The results of your blood sample
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Best regards
Egypt – Fk off now
France – In pain

Here’s what I’ve got

*drum roll effect*

Dear Gina,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my avocado plant. I’m sure you’re scarred enough to understand how awful I’ve felt. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the apartment building.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Aldhin

oh no!

I got these interesting tagging games (or memes) from
[info]uliluleloagain!

Dear Ridho.

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I threw up in women’s clothing and I saw you ignore Donald Duck. I’m sure you’re Mongolic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I’m returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics.

Go burn,

Gina



Template:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you). I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).(12),Your name

1.What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchiladas
Chicken – In your closet
Kabob – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Sit on
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Pull the clothes off
Other – Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
Pink – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflĂ©
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
White – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scarred
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic
Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful i’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – Your mom
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – The results of your blood sample
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Best regards
Egypt – Fk off now
France – In pain


Three Sheets to the Wind

drunken boys

I feel drunk with the excitement of life that it offers

drunken girl

Nonetheless, I’m not gonna be wasted by since life is so much more than that